Normally, this isn’t something I would bother to blog about. However, I only just now got around to eating my fortune cookie. One side has the usual drab fortune and ‘lucky numbers’, the other has that ‘learn Chinese’ thing going on.
The fortune cookie said:
Delicious: Hao-chi 

Since I’m actually at the computer, I decided to try to find out if the cookie was even remotely telling the truth. Being lazy at first, I go to Google Translation. Normally, I don’t trust Google Translation entirely but I figured that if it showed the same chars then at least there was some connection. Searching both Chinese traditional and simplified returned the same result: 
(pronounced mei wèi), a composite of ‘beautiful’ + ‘food’ according to my FireFox Chinese dictionary extension (DictCN – I knew having all these extensions was going to come in handy!). Or, yes, ‘delicious’ when taken together.
But the results clearly did not match what was on my cookie! I was talking to a friend online about this and they, being not so lazy as I, went to Mandarin Tools to search. They report back that not only does ‘mei wèi’ mean delicious, there is a ‘hao chi’ that means delicious. But it has the characters 
. Well, at least they got the pronunciation correct. But what do the Chinese characters mean!?
At this point, I’m not so lazy and go looking for how to search by character. But, not having much of an idea how to look up characters by stroke, I don’t get too far. I describe the actual characters to my friend at this point and they point out that it sounds like the characters for ‘can’ (as in I can do this) + ‘mouth’ and guess that perhaps it means ‘edible’. I search Mandarin Tools again and… Yes! It is ‘can’ and it is ‘mouth’. But the characters are not pronounced ‘hao chi’, they are pronounced ‘ke kou’. The composite together turns out not to be ‘edible’ but ‘tasty’.
In the end, I would have to give my fortune cookie a grade of C+. It got the right pronunciation for ‘delicious’. Plus, the characters ‘ke kou’ could mean ‘delicious’, I suppose. But the pronunciation and the characters don’t go together and that’s where it gets major points off.
Lesson of the day: if you want to learn Chinese, never trust a fortune cookie.